Watermelon Assassin
August 19th, 2010

Watermelon Assassin

@jchatterton: Just heard from my wife – a watermelon on our counter exploded. Watermelon shrapnel everywhere. I had no idea watermelon’s could do that.

@spellbunny:  someone jealous of your council candidacy sent one of those deadly exploding watermelons?

@jchatterton: damned watermelon assassins!

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Watermelon Assassin

@jchatterton: Just heard from my wife – a watermelon on our counter exploded. Watermelon shrapnel everywhere. I had no idea watermelon’s could do that.

@spellbunny:  someone jealous of your council candidacy sent one of those deadly exploding watermelons?

@jchatterton: damned watermelon assassins!

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Gastronomicwars

The internal monologue of an upset stomach

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Omnigiraffe

@rmazar: For the first year or two, I thought omnigraffle was omnigiraffe, and I thought that was such a cool name.

@seanyo: @rmazar wow. That’s awesome. I am now going to start calling it OmniGiraffe. It is such a good tool it might get me to buy a Mac.

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He freed the slaves but he can’t stop loving you, that’s just too hard.

RT with #AbeQuotes and your own new hilarious movie quotes. Get Abe talking!

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Coffee

@spellbunny 3pm COFFEE BUZZ!! O________O

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